It's a boy!

It turns out that Republican Eric Cantor is the product of genetic engineering. A new gene splicing process where instead of sperm mixing with the egg , santorum is introduced to an egg that has been genetically neutralized so as to only carry the genes that the santorum contains. Scientists were amazed that the santorum quickly took to the egg producing an embryo which was then placed in the host ovary and 9 months later Eric Cantor was born.

It has taken over 45 years to disclose this tightly held secret to the public. Through freedom of information act we also have been able to locate the original donors of the santorum. Stevie Starlight and Bruce "Butch"Finegold owners of a bed and breakfast on Fire Island NY.They were recently interviewed by CNM news and the newly discovered parents were quoted as saying "I never thought that little squirt would amount to much". Boy were they wrong!